28 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (January 28, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jan 28, 2024 10:00 PM EST

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage.

You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits.

The ogre roars in anger and turns to face you. It swings its club, but you dodge out of the way. You attack again, this time landing a critical hit. The ogre falls to the ground, dead.

You loot the ogre's body and find an old book. You open the book and see that it is full of memes about Dungeons & Dragons. You laugh as you read the memes. You have found a treasure trove of D&D humor.

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  • 01
    DnD Sesame Tweet @DnDSesame Playing DND with 9 year olds comes in two flavors : 1. Trying to find ways to resolve things and make the Zombie our friend 2. Doing things that are recognized as war crimes
    via Pleated Jeans, @DnDSesame
  • 02
    The DM The DM *sobs* The Party "How should we solve this problem?" "That's right, violence!" Violence Subterfuge G The Party Social encounter Investigation Kindness J Tik Tok Bribery TikTok
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  • 03
    I just saw a man wearing only boxers and a guitar chasing a squirrel. Never seen a first level bard leveling up in the real world before. www * GAR Mode
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  • 04
    LEARNING DND FROM THE RULEBOOK LEARNING DND FROM FRIENDS LEARNING DND FROM YOUTUBE LEARNING DND FROM MEMES
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  • 05
    Player You can use Prestidigitation as a nuke U What? Me, the DM Prestidigitation says it can "warm a substance," but doesn't specify by how much Jesse, it's a Therefore, you could heat up a single atom to nuclear fusion levels of heat and use it as a nuke cantrip
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    I REALLY hope the D&D movie ends with a smash cut to them around a table in real life with someone saying "Right, so, same time next week?" 8:43 AM 06 Dec 22. Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity Promote 1,591 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 26.2K Likes 27 go Dan Muñoz @Nat1Fun · 2d Replying to @Nat1 Fun They all agree, but then a couple people say "Actually I have a thing..." and everyone groans, boom. Roll credits, collect Oscar
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  • 07
    Drifters Game Workshop @DrifterWorkshop Character concept: Barbarian who was not the chosen one and couldn't draw the sword from the stone. Instead, they just lift the whole thing and use it as a big hammer ALT
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  • 08
    Catieosaurus➡ PAXU @CatieOsaurus Oh no the new Dungeons and Dragons movie has too many hijinx and shenanigans my brother in Christ have you ever played DnD I once spent two hours trying to figure out how to open an unlocked, unguarded and non-magic door 11:39 AM - 12/5/22 - Twitter for Android 1,325 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 14K Likes 22 Double Cheeked Up On A Thurs.... 18h Replying to @CatieOsaurus My party once captured a thief, tied him up, cast a levitation spell on him and dragged him aroun
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  • 09
    Four Horsemen of "My Fantasy Setting is different" in D&D. Floating islands Races "inspired" by a videogame Every authority figure is corrupt (when not outright evil) DM's poorly disguised kinks
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  • 10
    6 CONVERSATIONAL PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A MORE INSTERESTING DM Instead of saying this Roll for initiative TRICKS TO MAKE It's your turn Roll to attack Roll for damage Theatre of the mind Make a Death Save Say this The brigands reach for their weapons, perhaps you may yet best them All eyes turn to you in anticipation Can your wepon pierce the foul beast's hide Your blade bites, but how deeply? Psuedopsychic combat arena The darkness of death tugs at your very soul, perhaps you can resisit it's ine
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  • 11
    Cleric: "Damn I'm down. I hope I can make my death saves" DM about to hit him again because that's what an intelligent enemy would do:
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  • 12
    notip.com The Light-Hearted Party at the start of the campaign. At the End of the campaign.
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  • 13
    "In my character's backstory, they've already felled armies, slain gods, and saved the universe" "OF COURSE, NONE OF THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED; THEY'VE JUST RECENTLY ESCAPED A MENTAL ASYLUM"
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  • 14
    Controlling DMs You can't do anything wacky or creative because my vision of the campaign is more important than you enjoying it. Flexible DMs I understand that D&D can be a silly game. I'm okay with you fooling around as long as you do it at the appropriate times and in measured amounts. Selfish Players You have to let me undermine the world and characters while totally ignoring the plot for my own amusement; completely ignoring your feelings in the process! Thoughtful Players I understand your
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  • 15
    pixie-lated Follow "video games have buffering" one of the DMs I play with has, like, 70 slips of paper that say, "Loading," with bits of random D&D mechanics advice ("partial cover grants +2 to AC") that he slots onto his DM screen when he needs to look something up, assemble something, or think up a mechanic for player 21,785 notes
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  • 16
    Interesting background Great stats Good roleplay Bad Rolls
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  • 17
    writing-prompt-s Follow "Dead men tell no tales? Wrong, your honor. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness, the victim." wonderarium Follow
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  • 18
    Justice Arman @justice_arman Where are all the male hags in D&D? I want an old, salty granpappy that rides a 1950s push mower which he REFUSES to replace. Don't touch the thermostat in the Granpappy Hut. It's a mimic.
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  • 19
    So-called "free thinkers" when their wizard hits level 5 BINTARON
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  • 20
    I'm too weak. Bard in DnD movie Bard in Baldur's Gate III
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  • 21
    MY TEAM SLOWLY DYING: "WHY ARENT YOU GONNA COME HELP US INSTEAD OF SEARHING FOR VALUABLES??" ME, A CRIMINAL ROGUE: imgflip.com You simply have less value
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  • 22
    B Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond Ranger: why are you being so intense it's just a bear Wildfire druid: You don't understand. That monster decimated my circle. He indoctrinated an entire generation to exterminate my kind. Ranger: *casts Speak with Animals* Bear: AND REMEMBER KIDS ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES
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  • 23
    NO Is point buy OP? Compared to Standard Array or 4D6 drop lowest? No. Bese Depends on the context Compared to 3d6 roll in order? Yes.
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  • 24
    O O O ( Bloodborne Metal Bands CO Min My next campaign Miss What the The Last of Us Elder Scrolls Godzilla ми The Owl House My Players work is this? Full Metal Alchemist Min 2000 20000 Co
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  • 25
    Leonard Ritter @leonard_ritter "our dwarven engineers came up with a new armor design protecting against the typical injuries sustained by warriors returning from battles in the netherworld" W www
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  • 26
    Players: We don't like railroading. Please don't force us to do things in the campaign. DM: Ok, what would you like to do then? Players: Uhh ... idk DM:
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  • 27
    BECOMING ADM PLAGIARIZING EVERY WORK OF FICTION KNOWN TO MAN imgflip.com
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    THE railroading your players to go into one specific town letting them pick between multiple towns they're all the same town any KAPWING
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